July 2012
84 posts
gravediggersbiscuits:
remember that time when i won a competition to go to cobham
and i got to play in goal
and i made this save under the tutelage of Ross Turnbull
and i met Florent Malouda
and got his autograph
and ended up on the front page of the chelsea website
that was the best day
Rumor that Paris Saint-Germain will make a bid for...
feedthehex:
Sheldon: Here's an interesting fact about alcohol: Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
Sheldon: Here's an interesting fact about alcohol: Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
